Oh my gourd—it's fall, y'all! Although Halloween is regarded as spooky season, we're going to turn it into silly season for a moment with these pumpkin puns. These funny sayings would be great to use as an Instagram caption—after all, you need to show off your handmade costume from your annual Halloween party to all your followers! These pumpkin quotes are kid-friendly, so while you're carving jack-o'-lanterns or painting pumpkins with the little ones, make sure to share this list to get them cracking up and having a good time. Of course, these pumpkin puns aren't the only ways to incorporate gourds into your life this season. While you're reading these pumpkin quotes, you might be inspired to whip up a few pumpkin recipes. There are plenty of savory dishes everyone in your family will love, including pumpkin soups and pumpkin pastas. For those looking to satisfy their sweet tooth, there are so many yummy pumpkin desserts just begging to be baked, including pumpkin cheesecakes, pumpkin cookies, pumpkin bars, and pumpkin cakes. (And don't forget about classic pumpkin pies!) In fact, you can enjoy some pumpkin-filled goodness first thing in the morning with a fresh batch of pumpkin muffins, pumpkin breads, and pumpkin scones. But first things first—scroll through this list of funny puns and quotes to have a good laugh and get ready for pumpkin everything.
Share this one-liner with your sweetie. (We're sure they only have pies for you too!)
Who else loves a pumpkin spice latte on a crisp fall day? We sure do!
Maybe that's why jack-o'-lanterns can look a little scary.
'Tis the season for some fun fall activities!
It looks like some gourd-geous person has been hitting the gym.
Even better—let's pumpkin spice things up.
Melodramatic much? This one's got your name written all over it.
What do you call a stylish ghost? Fa-boo-lous!
Halloween only comes once a year, after all!
Claim your title as the hostess with the mostess with this cute expression carved on your pumpkin.
Love pumpkin spice a latte? Then go for this!
This creative pumpkin decorating idea will get 'em talking!
Greet your guests with this expression featured on a porch pumpkin.
'Tis the season!
Style this pumpkin pun next to a skeleton or skull to create a Halloween statement that's spooky and a bit sassy.
This one's oh-so-right for parties.
Ringers, this pumpkin pun is for you!
Place this one near other pumpkins and gourds to really make an impact.
Embellish a big or small pumpkin with this simple message to tell everyone you're ready to have a good time.
Make your friends smile with this cheeky pun.
Surprise someone with special with this sweet message.
You know Joey from Friends would love this one!
Think of this one as a modern love letter you can carve into your pumpkin.
If this sounds like you, be sure to try one of our spellbinding Halloween cocktail recipes.
Oh yeah! This simple message says it all.
Carve this into a pumpkin, throw a candle inside, and you've got the perfect Halloween statement.
When pumpkin season is here, life is always gourd.
Sink your teeth into this vampire-inspired pun.