35 Pumpkin Quotes and Puns That Are Fa-Boo-Lous

Pumpkin spice and everything nice.

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Oh my gourd—it's fall, y'all! Although Halloween is regarded as spooky season, we're going to turn it into silly season for a moment with these pumpkin puns. These funny sayings would be great to use as an Instagram caption—after all, you need to show off your handmade costume from your annual Halloween party to all your followers! These pumpkin quotes are kid-friendly, so while you're carving jack-o'-lanterns or painting pumpkins with the little ones, make sure to share this list to get them cracking up and having a good time. Of course, these pumpkin puns aren't the only ways to incorporate gourds into your life this season. While you're reading these pumpkin quotes, you might be inspired to whip up a few pumpkin recipes. There are plenty of savory dishes everyone in your family will love, including pumpkin soups and pumpkin pastas. For those looking to satisfy their sweet tooth, there are so many yummy pumpkin desserts just begging to be baked, including pumpkin cheesecakes, pumpkin cookies, pumpkin bars, and pumpkin cakes. (And don't forget about classic pumpkin pies!) In fact, you can enjoy some pumpkin-filled goodness first thing in the morning with a fresh batch of pumpkin muffins, pumpkin breads, and pumpkin scones. But first things first—scroll through this list of funny puns and quotes to have a good laugh and get ready for pumpkin everything.

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pumpkin quotes
Design: Rebekah Lowin
I Only Have Pies for You

Share this one-liner with your sweetie. (We're sure they only have pies for you too!)

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Design: Rebekah Lowin
I Love You a Latte

Who else loves a pumpkin spice latte on a crisp fall day? We sure do!

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Design: Rebekah Lowin
I'm Hollow Inside

Maybe that's why jack-o'-lanterns can look a little scary.

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Design: Rebekah Lowin
Let's Carve Out Some Fun

'Tis the season for some fun fall activities!

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Design: Rebekah Lowin
Wow, You're Jacked!

It looks like some gourd-geous person has been hitting the gym.

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Design: Rebekah Lowin
Let's Spice Things Up

Even better—let's pumpkin spice things up.

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pumpkin puns dear gourd
Design: Emily Schiff-Slater
Dear Gourd!

Melodramatic much? This one's got your name written all over it.

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pumpkin puns fa-boo-less
Design: Emily Schiff-Slater

What do you call a stylish ghost? Fa-boo-lous!

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pumpkin puns go big or gourd home
Design: Emily Schiff-Slater
Go Big or Gourd Home

Halloween only comes once a year, after all!

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pumpkin puns hallow queen
Design: Emily Schiff-Slater

Claim your title as the hostess with the mostess with this cute expression carved on your pumpkin.

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pumpkin puns pumpkin spice and everything nice
Design: Emily Schiff-Slater
Pumpkin Spice and Everything Nice

Love pumpkin spice a latte? Then go for this!

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pumpkin puns give 'em pumpkin to talk about
Design: Emily Schiff-Slater
Give 'Em Pumpkin to Talk About

This creative pumpkin decorating idea will get 'em talking!

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pumpkin puns hello gourd-geous
Design: Emily Schiff-Slater
Hello, Gourd-Geous

Greet your guests with this expression featured on a porch pumpkin.

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pumpkin puns bone appetit
Design: Emily Schiff-Slater
Bone Appetit

Feature this expression on a jack-o'-lantern or painted pumpkin near your Halloween party food spread.

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pumpkin puns have a gourd time
Design: Emily Schiff-Slater
Have a Gourd Time!

'Tis the season!

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pumpkin puns bone to be wild
Design: Emily Schiff-Slater
Bone to be Wild

Style this pumpkin pun next to a skeleton or skull to create a Halloween statement that's spooky and a bit sassy.

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pumpkin puns let's get smashed
Design: Emily Schiff-Slater
Let's Get Smashed

This one's oh-so-right for parties.

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pumpkin puns gourd of the rings
Design: Emily Schiff-Slater
Gourd of the Rings

Ringers, this pumpkin pun is for you!

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pumpkin puns #squashgoals
Design: Emily Schiff-Slater

Place this one near other pumpkins and gourds to really make an impact.

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pumpkin puns pumpkin pi
Design: Emily Schiff-Slater
Pumpkin Pi

Get it?

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pumpkin puns boo-yah
Design: Emily Schiff-Slater

Embellish a big or small pumpkin with this simple message to tell everyone you're ready to have a good time.

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pumpkin puns creep it real
Design: Emily Schiff-Slater
Creep It Real

Make your friends smile with this cheeky pun.

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pumpkin puns hey boo-tiful
Design: Emily Schiff-Slater
Hey, Boo-tiful

Surprise someone with special with this sweet message.

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pumpkin puns howl you doin'
Design: Emily Schiff-Slater
Howl You Doin'?

You know Joey from Friends would love this one!

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pumpkin puns i'll never ghost you
Design: Emily Schiff-Slater
I'll Never Ghost You

Think of this one as a modern love letter you can carve into your pumpkin.

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pumpkin puns i'm here for the boos
Design: Emily Schiff-Slater
I'm Here for the Boos

If this sounds like you, be sure to try one of our spellbinding Halloween cocktail recipes.

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pumpkin puns if you've got it haunt it
Design: Emily Schiff-Slater
If You've Got It, Haunt It

Oh yeah! This simple message says it all.

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pumpkin puns let's get lit
Design: Emily Schiff-Slater
Let's Get Lit

Carve this into a pumpkin, throw a candle inside, and you've got the perfect Halloween statement.

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pumpkin puns life is gourd
Design: Emily Schiff-Slater
Life Is Gourd

When pumpkin season is here, life is always gourd.

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pumpkin puns love at first bite
Design: Emily Schiff-Slater
Love at First Bite

Sink your teeth into this vampire-inspired pun.

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