PSA: Valentine's day is only weeks away. And if you're like me, you probably have NO clue what to get your loved ones. Enter: the beef jerky bouquet. No, we are not making this up. It's a very real thing, and it comes served in a pint glass.
You can choose between half a dozen, a full dozen, and even the flavor of the bouquet. (We all know teriyaki is the best, right?) The broquet—sorry—is perfect for the meat-eating man or woman in your life.
The full description of the jerky bouquet is honestly too good to not put in here:
"Manly Man Beef Jerky Flower Bouquets are 100% edible and truly are made for that rugged one of a kind, hammer swinging, IPA drinking, duck hunting, beast of a man-animal you call yours. Each broquet comes fit for a Manly Man, in a Manly Man pint glass. The broquet is pre-arranged, sealed and packaged fresh in a stylish printed box."
This is probably a good time to mention these are also keto, right? Because they 100% are. We found two companies specializing in these meaty broquets, both advertising the bouquets are 100% edible and giving you four flavors to choose from. However, sayitwithbeef.com gives you the option of a pint glass or a beer mug AND the option to add bropourri for just $5 (jerky leftover bits)... which could be the selling point for you.
Still on the fence? Scroll through the reviews and you'll see nearly every single person gave their broquet a 5-star review:
"Bought it for my husband and he ate it ALL AT ONCE! He loves beef jerky and said it was the best he’s ever had. Thank you."
"I was so surprised when I got these flowers! The presentation is impressive and they taste delicious."
"These were the perfect 'flowers' to send after a surgery. He thought it was unique, thoughtful, and loved eating them. Plus he has a Manly Man glass to drink beer out of too! :-)"
If the idea of floral-cut jerky is still not sitting well with you, we found these wonderful booze-infused jerkygrams that would definitely be a winner.