75+ Halloween Instagram Captions for Every Costume Picture You Post

These clever Halloween sayings are almost too gourd.

Pumpkins and witches and ghosts, oh my! No matter what you're dressing up as this Halloween, your costume deserves to be seen—by all of your social media followers, of course. Whether it's a DIY costume you spent hours working on or a last-minute outfit you bought online, you'll have plenty of photo opportunities on October 31. Seriously, what's more Instagrammable than your adorable cat makeup or matching BFF costumes?

While your spooktacular look is sure to grab people's attention on its own, great Halloween Instagram captions for all your photos will take your Instagram posts to the next level. (FYI: Posing next to your perfectly carved pumpkin with a spooky Halloween cocktail in hand and surrounded by festive party decorations can't hurt either.) If you're struggling to come up with a pumpkin pun or Halloween quote, don't worry—we did the work for you. There's no need to waste time standing over the punch bowl at your Halloween party trying to brainstorm a clever Halloween caption for your post. Just pick the perfect photo, add one of our funny captions or spooky movie quotes, and wait for the likes to pour in!

Funny Halloween Captions

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  • #SquadGhouls
  • I’m here for the boos.
  • Creepin' it real!
  • Fangs for the memories.
  • I can't be held responsible for stolen candy.
  • I'm a haunt mess.
  • Bugs and hisses, witches!
  • Eat, drink, and be scary!
  • Not going to eat candy? That's witchful thinking.
  • Howl about them apples?
  • You look better with the mask on.
  • If you've got it, haunt it.
  • Had a spooktacular night!
  • Can I witch a ride? My broomstick broke.
  • Life is gourd.
  • Keep calm and carry a wand.
  • You make me batty.

    Halloween Captions With Emojis

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    • H🎃ppy H🎃lloween!
    • I'll never 👻 you.
    • You're 💀 to me.
    • 'Til 💀 do us part.
    • I need to be home before midnight...👠🎃
    • #Twinning 👯
    • I'm the 👑 of Halloween.
    • Best costume 🏆 goes to...
    • 🦁🐯🐻, oh my!
    • We trick or treat, 🌧 or ☀️
    • H🌕wling at the m🌕🌕n.
    • Here for the b👻👻ze.
    • 🐝yonce.
    • We have a new 🎃 in the patch!
    • Sorry I'm ⚰, I have a cold.
    • Who you gonna 📞? 👻busters!
    • He's trapped in my 🕸

      Halloween Movie Quote Captions

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      • "Magic is really very simple, all you've got to do is want something and then let yourself have it." - Halloweentown
      • "It's all just a bunch of hocus pocus!" - Hocus Pocus
      • "I am the pumpkin king!" - The Nightmare Before Christmas
      • "Being normal is vastly overrated." - Halloweentown
      • "It's a full moon tonight. That's when all the weirdos are out." - Hocus Pocus
      • "Wanna play?" - Child's Play
      • "I'm a ghost with the most, babe." - Beetlejuice
      • "It's Halloween; everyone's entitled to one good scare." - Halloween
      • "I am beautiful. Boys will LOVE me!" - Hocus Pocus
      • "It's showtime." - Beetlejuice
      • "Use iodized salt to ward off witches, zombies, and old boyfriends." - Hocus Pocus
      • "We've all got both light and dark inside us..." - Harry Potter
      • "I'm a mouse, duh." - Mean Girls
      • "I'm so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers." - Anne of Green Gables
      • "Oh look, another glorious morning. It makes me SICK!" - Hocus Pocus

        Cute Halloween Captions

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        • Every day is Halloween, isn't it? For some of us.
        • Psst...This isn't a costume.
        • Let's get spooky.
        • Happy Halloween to all!
        • Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story.
        • No tricks, just treats!
        • This is where the magic happens.
        • Double, double toil and trouble!
        • Why did the black cat cross the street? To give you bad luck!
        • Something wicked this way comes.
        • Creature feature.
        • Hey, boo-tiful.
        • I don't celebrate Halloween, I am Halloween.
        • This witch likes wine.
        • Keep calm and scare on.
        • New face, who 'dis?
        • I put a spell on you, and now you’re mine.
        • Mischief managed.
        • Caution! Black cat crossing.
        • Mons-terrific.
        • Are you afraid of the dark?
        • Having a bloody good time.
        • Bad to the bone.
        • Have a fang-tastic night!
        • Be witched!
        • Extreme makeover.
        • Hey, pumpkin!
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