50 Christmas Puns for the Most Punderful Time of the Year

Snow one will be ready for these one-liners.

Deck the halls with lots of laughs this season with these super fun Christmas puns. At your next holiday party or family gathering, try breaking the ice with one of these silly sayings—yule be sure to make everyone crack a smile!

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Christmas Puns

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  • "Resting Grinch face."
  • "You sleigh me."
  • "Your presents is requested."
  • "But wait—there’s myrrh."
  • "Sleigh my name, sleigh my name."
  • "Hold on for deer life."
  • "Shake it like a pole-oriod picture."
  • "Yule be sorry."
  • "I have the final sleigh."
  • "It’s the most wine-derful time of the year."
  • "Oh, deer."
  • "All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies."
  • "Feliz navi-dog!"
  • "You’re sleigh-in’ it."
  • "It’s the most wonderful time for a beer."
  • "Make it rein."
  • "Sleigh queen, sleigh."
  • "It's lit."
  • "How rude-olf of you."

    Santa Puns

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    • "That look soots you."
    • "I'm Claus-trophobic."
    • "Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental."
    • "Rebel without a Claus."
    • "You’re my soul Santa."
    • "A round of Santa-plause."

      Christmas Tree Puns

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      • "Time to spruce things up."
      • "I’m feelin’ pine."
      • "We have great chemis-tree."
      • "I’ll never fir-get."
      • "Birch, please."
      • "Fir sure."

        Snow Puns

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        • "You snow the drill."
        • "Up to snow good."
        • "It’s snow joke."
        • "I told you snow."
        • "Say it ain’t snow."
        • "Snow thank you."
        • "As it snow happens."
        • "Snow on and snow forth."
        • "It takes one to snow one."
        • "Icy what you did there."
        • "He came, he thawed, he conquered."

          Elf Puns

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          • "Let’s take an elfie."
          • "I’m elf-taught."
          • "Don’t be elfish."
          • "He’s an elf-made man."
          • "She has high elf-esteem."
          • "Let’s get elf-ed up."
          • "Believe in your elf."
          • "Have your elf a merry little Christmas."
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