70+ Christmas Captions for Every Holiday Picture You Post on Instagram

Need a funny caption for your latest elfie? Look snow further.

It's no secret that the holidays are one of the most Instagrammable times of the year. From Christmas cards and cookie decorating to matching pajamas and tree trimming, there are so many moments to share on social media. As you work through your holiday bucket list, spend your time taking flawless photos—not coming up with perfect captions. Look snow further—these clever phrases will help you sleigh the Instagram game this Christmas.

Funny Christmas Captions

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  • Dear Santa ... I can explain.
  • Me, 11 months of the year: "Slay." Me in December: "Sleigh."
  • Let's get lit!
  • All I want for Christmas is you food.
  • Dreaming of a white Christmas (but if the white runs out, I'll drink the red).
  • Bah, humbug.
  • Forget the figgy pudding, I want cookies!
  • Red wine pairs well with a crazy family.
  • Feelin' frosty.
  • Petition to celebrate Christmas year-round. Sign below!
  • Consider this photo my Christmas card to all of you.
  • Dear Santa ... define "nice."
  • December isn't over yet, but I already understand how the Grinch felt.
  • Christmas cheer? I thought you said Christmas beer ...
  • Feliz naughty dog.
  • To-do list: Eat, drink, nap.
  • 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring (except for people with kids who still believe in Santa).
  • I'm on the naughty list.
  • Most parents: Don't forget to leave out milk and cookies! Me, an intellectual: Santa told Mommy he wants wine this year.
  • 'Tis the season for stretchy pants.
  • Ho^3

    Cute Christmas Captions

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    • "It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air."
    • May your days be merry and bright.
    • "My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others."
    • If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
    • All is calm, all is bright.
    • "Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind."
    • It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas!
    • "Love the giver more than the gift."
    • Meet me under the mistletoe.
    • Although it's been said, many times, many ways ... Merry Christmas to you
    • My favorite color is Christmas lights.
    • "One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas Day."
    • On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me ...
    • All I want for Christmas is you!
    • Snuggled up together, like two birds of a feather would be ...

      Christmas Emoji Captions

      • 🎅➡️🏠
      • He's making a 📝 and checking it ✌
      • Look ⬆️...🎅 is coming!
      • I'm on the 😈 📝
      • I'm on the 😇📝
      • There's ❄️ place like 🏡
      • Every time a 🔔 rings an 😇 gets its wings.
      • Rebel without a 🎅
      • Up to ❄️ good.
      • ✌on 🌎 and 👍 will to 👱👩
      • All I want for Christmas is 🍕
      • To-do list: 1.🍴2.🍷3. 😴
      • 😈 or 😇?

        Christmas Pun Captions

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        • #Sleigh
        • There's snow place like home.
        • All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
        • Resting Grinch face.
        • Believe in your elf.
        • I’m feelin’ pine.
        • It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
        • He came, he thawed, he conquered.
        • Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
        • Rebel without a Claus.
        • Birch, please.
        • Up to snow good.
        • But first, let’s take an elfie.

          Christmas Movie Quote Captions

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          • "Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings." — It's a Wonderful Life
          • "We all know that Christmas is a big commercial racket. It’s run by a big Eastern syndicate, you know." — A Charlie Brown Christmas
          • "I believe, I believe. It’s silly but I believe." — Miracle on 34th Street
          • "First we’ll make snow angels for two hours, then we’ll go ice skating, then we’ll eat a whole roll of Toll House® cookie dough as fast as we can, and then to finish, we’ll snuggle." — Elf
          • "The Grinch thought of something he hadn't before. Maybe Christmas, he thought ... doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas, perhaps ... means a little bit more!" — How the Grinch Stole Christmas (1966)
          • "Christmas was on its way. Lovely, glorious, beautiful Christmas, upon which the entire kid year revolved." — A Christmas Story
          • "It's Christmas Eve. It's the one night of the year when we all act a little nicer, we smile a little easier, we cheer a little more. For a couple of hours out of the whole year we are the people that we always hoped we would be." — Scrooged
          • "You stink. You smell like beef and cheese, you don't smell like Santa." — Elf
          • "Merry Christmas, you filthy animal." — Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
          • "Christmas isn’t just a day, it’s a frame of mind." — Miracle on 34th Street
          • "Seeing is believing, but sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can’t see." — The Polar Express
          • "You'll shoot your eye out, kid." — A Christmas Story
          • "The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear." — Elf
          • "That's what Christmas memories are made from. They're not planned, they're not scheduled, nobody puts them in their Blackberry—they just happen." — Deck the Halls
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