45+ Father's Day Captions That Are Perfect for That Instagram of Your Dad

What better way to celebrate your favorite guy than with a funny post?

Father's Day is a time to celebrate all the superheroes in our lives who we call "Dad." (It also includes stepfathers, grandpas, uncles, and other fatherly figures!) Regardless of his title, if there's a man who has been there for you since the beginning, he deserves a little extra recognition on this special holiday. This year, show your favorite guy that you appreciate him by telling your friends and family how awesome he is too. After you've served your dad a brunch spread fit for a king and given him the perfect gift he didn't know he wanted, take a second to document your other fun Father's Day activities with a cute or funny photo. And since we don't want him to yell at you for always being on your phone, we came up with the perfect Father's Day Instagram captions for all your posts. Now put that thing down, before you get in trouble!

Funny Father's Day Captions

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  • I finally checked the oil in my car. Happy Father's Day!
  • Dad, thanks for saying "yes" whenever Mom said "no."
  • Without me, today is just another day. You're welcome.
  • A father is someone who carries pictures of his kids where his money used to be.
  • Here's to one of my favorite parents!
  • Dad, I can never repay you. Literally.
  • I feel bad for other people today. Obviously my dad is the best.
  • I might not be perfect, but that's okay. I forgive you!
  • Thanks for killing all those spiders.
  • Dad, you're the cool parent. But I'll deny it if you tell Mom.
  • Worst jokes. Best dad.
  • I'm sorry for everything, Dad. Unfortunately, the list is too long to explain.
  • I'll always be your little girl. And your financial burden.
  • You're the greatest father I've ever had.
  • Thanks for putting up with me, Dad!
  • We all know that Mom did the hard part. But Happy Father's Day anyway!
  • You're so hip, you had a dad bod *before* it was cool.
  • In honor of Father's Day, I promise to laugh at all of your jokes.
  • Not all heroes wear capes. Mine wears cargo shorts.
  • Happy Father's Day, Dad. You were right—about everything.

    Cute Father's Day Captions

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    • Thanks for being the best role model I could ever imagine.
    • A dad is someone you look up to no matter how tall you grow.
    • Fathers hold their kids' hands for a while, and their hearts for a lifetime.
    • My dad gives Superman a run for his money.
    • I know I don't say it enough, so I'll say it extra today: Thank you for everything, Dad.
    • A daughter may outgrow your lap, but will never outgrow your heart.
    • You're the best, Dad. Plain and simple.
    • Not always eye to eye, but always heart to heart.
    • Dad: a daughter's first love and a son's first hero.
    • Life doesn't come with a manual—it comes with a father.
    • I love my dad to the moon and back.
    • Behind every great man/woman is an even better father.
    • If I didn't have you as a dad, I'd want you as a friend.
    • Happy Father's Day to the man who taught me how to be one.

      Father's Day Quote Captions

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      • "I think my mom put it best. She said, 'Little girls soften their daddy's hearts.'" — Paul Walker
      • "A good father is one of the most unsung, unpraised, unnoticed, and yet one of the most valuable assets in our society." — Billy Graham
      • "Anyone can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad, and that's why I call you dad, because you are so special to me." — Wade Boggs
      • "A daughter needs a dad to be the standard against which she will judge all men." — Gregory E. Lang
      • "I love my father as the stars—he's a bright shining example and a happy twinkling in my heart." — Terri Guillemets
      • "By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he’s wrong." — Charles Wadsworth
      • "Lookin' back all I can say about all the things he did for me is I hope I'm at least half the dad that he didn't have to be." — Brad Paisley
      • "Daddies don't just love their children every now and then, it's a love without end." — George Strait
      • "On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and the weight of her world." — John Mayer
      • "When my father didn’t have my hand, he had my back." — Linda Poindexter
      • "A father is a man who expects his children to be as good as he meant to be." — Carol Coats
      • "Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father." — Barack Obama
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